...it's in my backyard,  i've been carrying it around for a friend of mine for some years now and a while back decided to hook it up in the garden to protect it from the internal elements...
(hey......you don't live inside my house!)
 
 
 

 ...if you can help me with a serious interpretation as to the meaning of this magnificent
piece of solid carved timber i would appreciate an email.
( no,  it does'nt say "fish and chips" or "short soup" )